******************************************************
"A cross-eyed teacher can keep twice the number of children in order than any other, because the pupils do not know who she's looking at."
******************************************************
"A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open."
******************************************************
"A person who has good thoughts cannot ever be ugly. You can have a wonky nose and a crooked mouth and a double chin and stick-out teeth, but if you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely."
******************************************************
"A police officer came to my house and asked me where I was between 5 and 6. I replied: Kindergarten."
******************************************************
"A smile is the prettiest thing you'll ever wear."
******************************************************
"A teacher's job is to take a bunch of live wires and see that they are well-grounded."
******************************************************
"A very wise old teacher once said: I consider a day's teaching wasted if we do not all have one hearty laugh."
******************************************************
"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind."
******************************************************
"Blessed are the weird people - - poets, misfits, writers, mystics, painters and troubadours - - for they teach us to see the world through different eyes."
******************************************************
"Children are like wet cement. Whatever falls on them makes an impression."
******************************************************
"Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers."
******************************************************
"Children want the same things we want. To laugh, to be challenged, to be entertained, and delighted."
******************************************************
"Creativity: Take the obvious, add a cupful of brains, a generous pinch of imagination, a bucketful of courage and daring, stir well and bring to a boil."
******************************************************
"Dear Parents: If you promise not to believe everything your child says happens at school, I'll promise not to believe everything he says happens at home."
******************************************************
"Deja Poo: The feeling a teacher gets at a faculty meeting that she's heard this stuff before."
******************************************************
"Discover wildlife: be a teacher!"
******************************************************
"Don't let the obstacles in the road keep you from being a teacher that ROCKS!"
******************************************************
"Dreams come a size too big so that we can grow into them."
******************************************************
"Education is learning what you didn't even know you didn't know."
******************************************************
"Everyone wants to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down."
******************************************************
"F.A.I.L. = First Attempt In Learning"
******************************************************
"Football players have the Superbowl.Runners have the Olympics. Teachers Have "Back To School." Armed with new ideas, fresh views, a stapler, and glue. GAME ON! "
******************************************************
"Good teachers are the ones who can challenge young minds without losing their own."
******************************************************
"He who laughs most, learns best."
******************************************************
"How did it get so late so soon?"
******************************************************
"I agree with your Facebook post, but I won't LIKE it because it has too many grammatical errors."
******************************************************
"I am a teacher: I am silently correcting your grammar."
******************************************************
"I am a teacher. I see no good reason why I should act my age."
******************************************************
"I am not a superhero. I am something more powerful: I AM A TEACHER! I don't need a cape because I'm lifted up by the amazing and inspiring students that I teach!"
******************************************************
"I can't believe I just called my teacher Mom. I'm so embarrassed!"
******************************************************
"If Plan A didn't work, don't worry, the alphabet has 25 more letters."
******************************************************
"If the person you are talking to doesn't appear to be listening, be patient. It may simply be that he has a small piece of fluff in his ear."
******************************************************
"If your absence won't make any difference, your presence won't either."
******************************************************
"If you really want to know about the future, don't ask a technologist, a scientist, a physicist. No! Don't ask somebody who's writing code. No, if you want to know what society's going to be like in 20 years, ask a kindergarten teacher."
******************************************************
"I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework."
******************************************************
"I'm not crazy because I teach. I'm just crazy about being a teacher."
******************************************************
"Impossible is a word to be found only in the dictionary of fools."
******************************************************
"In every job that must be done, there is an element of fun. You find the fun and SNAP, the job's a game."
******************************************************
"In my world, everyone's a pony and they all eat rainbows and poop butterflies!"
******************************************************
"Instead of saying Impossible, let's teach our students to say: I'm Possible!"
******************************************************
"In the school I went to, they asked a kid to prove the law of gravity and he threw the teacher out of the window."
******************************************************
"I see the mind of the five-year-old as a volcano with two vents: destructiveness and creativeness."
******************************************************
"I teach high school math. I sell a product to a market that doesn't want it, but is forced by law to buy it."
******************************************************
"I teach. What's your superpower?"
******************************************************
"I think a secure profession for young people is history teacher, because in the future, there will be so much more of it to teach."
******************************************************
"I think you learn more if you're laughing at the same time."
******************************************************
"It is better to offer no excuse than a bad one."
******************************************************
"It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn't use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like "What about lunch?" "
******************************************************
"I would be most content if my children grew up to be the kind of people who think that decorating consists mostly of building enough bookshelves."
******************************************************
"Just so you know, teachers don't "Have the summer off." They just do a year's worth of work in 10 months."
******************************************************
"Kind students are the coolest!"
******************************************************
"Knowledge is power, and enthusiasm pulls the switch."
******************************************************
"Millions saw the apple fall, but Newton was the one who asked why."
******************************************************
"Nobody ever drowned in his own sweat."
******************************************************
"Not all superheroes have capes, some have Teaching Degrees."
******************************************************
"Not only does a smile cost less than electricity, it also brightens your day."
******************************************************
"Once a student has been in my class, he or she will always be one of my kids."
******************************************************
"Once you get people laughing, they're listening."
******************************************************
"Only Robinson Crusoe had everything done by Friday!"
******************************************************
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
******************************************************
"Our teacher is always talking to her imaginary friend called class."
******************************************************
"Please excuse the mess, we are busy learning."
******************************************************
"Silliness makes your soul smile."
******************************************************
"So please, oh please, we beg, we pray, go throw your TV set away, and in its place you can install, a lovely bookshelf on the wall."
******************************************************
"Spoon feeding in the long run teaches us nothing but the shape of the spoon."
******************************************************
"Summer: The time of the year when parents realize just how grossly underpaid teachers actually are."
******************************************************
"Summer: The time of the year when teachers can go to the bathroom when they need to."
******************************************************
"Sunday is a teacher's day of REST: the REST of the laundry, the REST of the housework, and grade the REST of the papers."
******************************************************
"Teachers are classy people!"
******************************************************
"Teachers are flexible and can work on their lesson plans from anywhere!"
******************************************************
"Teachers are the only professionals who have to respond to bells every forty-five minutes and come out fighting."
******************************************************
"Teachers can plan inspiring lesson activities from amazing places!"
******************************************************
"Teaching reading IS rocket science."
******************************************************
"A cross-eyed teacher can keep twice the number of children in order than any other, because the pupils do not know who she's looking at."
******************************************************
"A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open."
******************************************************
"A person who has good thoughts cannot ever be ugly. You can have a wonky nose and a crooked mouth and a double chin and stick-out teeth, but if you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely."
******************************************************
"A police officer came to my house and asked me where I was between 5 and 6. I replied: Kindergarten."
******************************************************
"A smile is the prettiest thing you'll ever wear."
******************************************************
"A teacher's job is to take a bunch of live wires and see that they are well-grounded."
******************************************************
"A very wise old teacher once said: I consider a day's teaching wasted if we do not all have one hearty laugh."
******************************************************
"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind."
******************************************************
"Blessed are the weird people - - poets, misfits, writers, mystics, painters and troubadours - - for they teach us to see the world through different eyes."
******************************************************
"Children are like wet cement. Whatever falls on them makes an impression."
******************************************************
"Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers."
******************************************************
"Children want the same things we want. To laugh, to be challenged, to be entertained, and delighted."
******************************************************
"Creativity: Take the obvious, add a cupful of brains, a generous pinch of imagination, a bucketful of courage and daring, stir well and bring to a boil."
******************************************************
"Dear Parents: If you promise not to believe everything your child says happens at school, I'll promise not to believe everything he says happens at home."
******************************************************
"Deja Poo: The feeling a teacher gets at a faculty meeting that she's heard this stuff before."
******************************************************
"Discover wildlife: be a teacher!"
******************************************************
"Don't let the obstacles in the road keep you from being a teacher that ROCKS!"
******************************************************
"Dreams come a size too big so that we can grow into them."
******************************************************
"Education is learning what you didn't even know you didn't know."
******************************************************
"Everyone wants to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down."
******************************************************
"F.A.I.L. = First Attempt In Learning"
******************************************************
"Football players have the Superbowl.Runners have the Olympics. Teachers Have "Back To School." Armed with new ideas, fresh views, a stapler, and glue. GAME ON! "
******************************************************
"Good teachers are the ones who can challenge young minds without losing their own."
******************************************************
"He who laughs most, learns best."
******************************************************
"How did it get so late so soon?"
******************************************************
"I agree with your Facebook post, but I won't LIKE it because it has too many grammatical errors."
******************************************************
"I am a teacher: I am silently correcting your grammar."
******************************************************
"I am a teacher. I see no good reason why I should act my age."
******************************************************
"I am not a superhero. I am something more powerful: I AM A TEACHER! I don't need a cape because I'm lifted up by the amazing and inspiring students that I teach!"
******************************************************
"I can't believe I just called my teacher Mom. I'm so embarrassed!"
******************************************************
"If Plan A didn't work, don't worry, the alphabet has 25 more letters."
******************************************************
"If the person you are talking to doesn't appear to be listening, be patient. It may simply be that he has a small piece of fluff in his ear."
******************************************************
"If your absence won't make any difference, your presence won't either."
******************************************************
"If you really want to know about the future, don't ask a technologist, a scientist, a physicist. No! Don't ask somebody who's writing code. No, if you want to know what society's going to be like in 20 years, ask a kindergarten teacher."
******************************************************
"I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework."
******************************************************
"I'm not crazy because I teach. I'm just crazy about being a teacher."
******************************************************
"Impossible is a word to be found only in the dictionary of fools."
******************************************************
"In every job that must be done, there is an element of fun. You find the fun and SNAP, the job's a game."
******************************************************
"In my world, everyone's a pony and they all eat rainbows and poop butterflies!"
******************************************************
"Instead of saying Impossible, let's teach our students to say: I'm Possible!"
******************************************************
"In the school I went to, they asked a kid to prove the law of gravity and he threw the teacher out of the window."
******************************************************
"I see the mind of the five-year-old as a volcano with two vents: destructiveness and creativeness."
******************************************************
"I teach high school math. I sell a product to a market that doesn't want it, but is forced by law to buy it."
******************************************************
"I teach. What's your superpower?"
******************************************************
"I think a secure profession for young people is history teacher, because in the future, there will be so much more of it to teach."
******************************************************
"I think you learn more if you're laughing at the same time."
******************************************************
"It is better to offer no excuse than a bad one."
******************************************************
"It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn't use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like "What about lunch?" "
******************************************************
"I would be most content if my children grew up to be the kind of people who think that decorating consists mostly of building enough bookshelves."
******************************************************
"Just so you know, teachers don't "Have the summer off." They just do a year's worth of work in 10 months."
******************************************************
"Kind students are the coolest!"
******************************************************
"Knowledge is power, and enthusiasm pulls the switch."
******************************************************
"Millions saw the apple fall, but Newton was the one who asked why."
******************************************************
"Nobody ever drowned in his own sweat."
******************************************************
"Not all superheroes have capes, some have Teaching Degrees."
******************************************************
"Not only does a smile cost less than electricity, it also brightens your day."
******************************************************
"Once a student has been in my class, he or she will always be one of my kids."
******************************************************
"Once you get people laughing, they're listening."
******************************************************
"Only Robinson Crusoe had everything done by Friday!"
******************************************************
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
******************************************************
"Our teacher is always talking to her imaginary friend called class."
******************************************************
"Please excuse the mess, we are busy learning."
******************************************************
"Silliness makes your soul smile."
******************************************************
"So please, oh please, we beg, we pray, go throw your TV set away, and in its place you can install, a lovely bookshelf on the wall."
******************************************************
"Spoon feeding in the long run teaches us nothing but the shape of the spoon."
******************************************************
"Summer: The time of the year when parents realize just how grossly underpaid teachers actually are."
******************************************************
"Summer: The time of the year when teachers can go to the bathroom when they need to."
******************************************************
"Sunday is a teacher's day of REST: the REST of the laundry, the REST of the housework, and grade the REST of the papers."
******************************************************
"Teachers are classy people!"
******************************************************
"Teachers are flexible and can work on their lesson plans from anywhere!"
******************************************************
"Teachers are the only professionals who have to respond to bells every forty-five minutes and come out fighting."
******************************************************
"Teachers can plan inspiring lesson activities from amazing places!"
******************************************************
"Teaching reading IS rocket science."
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