Wednesday, December 24, 2014

Funny Christmas status updates

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Christmas is a good time to open our hearts to Jesus and his gifts.
Just like the rest of the year.

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Christmas...A time to reflect on the greatest gift ever given...JESUS CHRIST.
Merry Christmas everyone.
May your celebration include Jesus this year.

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From home to home, from heart to heart, from one friend to another.
The warmth, love and joy of Christmas, brings us closer to each other.
Emily Matthews

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My letter to Santa starts something like this: Dear Santa, My sister did it..

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wife says to hubby whats that white stuff falling outside

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Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful.
Norman Vincent Peale

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Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
Charles Dickens

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The best of all gifts in the world, which should be located around any Christmas tree...
The presence of a happy family all wrapped up in each other...
Wish you all Happy Holidays and Merry Christmas!

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Christmas gift suggestions for you:
Tolerance to an opponent.
Forgiveness to your enemy.
Service to a customer.
A good example to every kid.
Your heart to a friend.
Charity to all.
Respect to yourself.

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My Christmas wish not only for me and my family, but for all of you:
I wish you peace of mind, health of body and strength of spirit.

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I will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.

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The one thing women don’t want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband.'

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Christmas is the season for kindling the fire of hospitality in the hall, the genial flame of charity in the heart.

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He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree.

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In short, the Christmas spirit is the Christ spirit, that makes our hearts glow in brotherly love and friendship and prompts us to kind deeds of service.

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Christmas is forever, not for just one day for loving, sharing, giving, are not to put away like bells and lights and tinsel, in some box upon a shelf.
The good you do for others is good you do yourself.
Norman Wesley Brooks "Let evey day be Christmas"

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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
George Carlin

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How many observe Christ's birthday! How few, His precepts!
Benjamin Franklin

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Unless we make Christmas an occasion to share our blessings, all the snow in Alaska won’t make it white.

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Let the spirit of Christmas gently fill our hearts and homes.
in the forthcoming loveliest of seasons may you find many reasons for happiness.
Happy Holiday and a Very Merry Christmas!

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Want to keep Christ in Christmas?
Feed the hungry, clothe the naked, forgive the guilty, welcome the unwanted, care for the ill, love your enemies, and do unto others as you would have done unto you.

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Santa Baby, Forgot to mention one little thing... A diet, & I don't mean for me. Santa fat ass, Don't burn clog up the chimney tonight.

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Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

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Appreciate those who are with you, remember those who are not, and embrace the spirit of Christmas today and thereafter. Merry Christmas.

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o ok it luks like snoooww

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Dear Santa, i dont need anything for christmas this year. i have everything i could ever want & the most special gifts are the ones that call me "mom".

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Shouldn't angle Christmas tree toppers be considered sacrilegious? I mean come on you're sticking a tree up an angle's ass!

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