FUNNY STATUS

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"I love my job only when I’m on vacation."

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"If I get jealous then yes I really like you."

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"I’m not arguing, I’m simply tried to explaining why I’m Right."

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"We all are born to die don’t feel more special than me."

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"Laziness is me middle name."

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"I wonder if I've met the person I’m going to marry."

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"No one can write better non-sense than me"

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"Believe on the dog but not on girl"

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"There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate."

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"It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them."

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It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn’t use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like “What about lunch?

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"Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway."

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"It’s the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter."

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"Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down."

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"Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty."

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"Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice."

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"A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked."

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"Between friends, differences in taste or opinion are irritating in direct proportion to their triviality."

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"One sure way to lose another woman’s friendship is to try to improve her flower arrangements."

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"Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected."

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"One measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss, but in the number of things they need no longer mention."

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"Friendship will not stand the strain of very much good advice for very long."

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"You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job."

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"Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside."

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"Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life."

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"Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them."

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"A good friend will help you move. But best friend will help you move a dead body."

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"The holy passion of Friendship is so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money."

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"Friends and good manners will carry you where money won’t go."

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"There are some things you can’t share without ending up liking each other, and knocking out a twelve-foot mountain troll is one of them."

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"There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money."


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"The capacity for friendship is God’s way of apologizing for our families."

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"When a woman like that whom I’ve seen so much, All of a sudden drops out of touch; Is always busy and never can, Spare you a moment, it means a man."

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"Life is an awful, ugly place to not have a best friend."

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"Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn't seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces."

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"Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry."

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"I’ve always said that in politics, your enemies can’t hurt you, but your friends will kill you."

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