Tuesday, December 9, 2014

Funny Friendship Status To Make You Laugh

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"A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked." ~ Bernard Meltzer

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"There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money." ~ Benjamin Franklin

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"Money can't buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy." ~ Spike Milligan

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"A true friend stabs you in the front." ~ Oscar Wilde

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"Marriage is a sort of friendship recognized by the police." ~ Anonymous

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"An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body." ~ Jim Hayes

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"Give me one friend, just one, who meets the needs of all my varying moods." ~ Esther M. Clark 

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"Love is blind. Friendship tries not to notice." ~ Anonymous

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"I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street." ~ Virginia Woolf 

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"Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate." ~ Thomas Jones

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"I got a lots of best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know!" ~ Archie Bunker 

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"It takes a long time to grow an old friend." ~ John Leonard

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"We must hang together, or surely we shall hang separately." ~ Benjamin Franklin

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"Friends are God's ways of apologizing for our families." ~ Anonymous

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"T is the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and have her nonsense respected." ~ Charles Lamb

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16. "You can't stay in your corner of the forest waiting for others to come to you. You have to go to them sometimes." ~ Winnie the Pooh

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17 "Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life." ~ Mark Twain

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18. "Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, 'What! You too? I thought I was the only one." ~ C.S. Lewis

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